Last night Nate asked each of us how our day was, and Hannah couldn't think of anything to say, Nikki didn't have anything to say, and I just said, "Ahh, it was fine," and Ryan said he watched Cars (we didn't count how many times he watched the movie). Nothing special, nothing bad, just normal. I guess that's good, but then again, I think we need to add a little spice in our life today. We'll have to see what we can do. My sister sent me this joke today. I wonder if Nate would find it as funny as I do -- might hit a little too close to home for him. :)
IF YOU MARRY A NORTH CAROLINA GIRL
Three friends married women from different parts of the country.
The first man married a woman from Indiana. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Michigan He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from North Carolina. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
